Who put this thing together? Me, that's who!!!!1!
Who do I trust? Me!!!!1!

Compare that to this little tidbit from today's Dallas Morning News. The reporter is the well-regarded and syndicated columnist Georgie Anne Geyer:

...by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."

Holy Shit.

Psychologists have a word for this. Decompensation. Bush is totally decompensating.

For Bush, these are days of booze, cocaine, and madness.

When does this go nu-cular?

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

It's one of my favorite movies, and I shouldn't be screwing with it. But I couldn't resist.