Glenda Sure Knows How To Celebrate Christmas!

Food storage. Inflation. Death. Oprah envy. Awkwardness. Bitterness.

Glenn Beck is just full of Christmas cheer! Grab a mug of hot chocolate and gather 'round, children!

It's a far cry from his autobiographical The Christmas Sweater published two years ago. But now, with his ratings down over 30% from last year, Glenda doesn't have much to offer this Christmas.

The clip is courtesy of those evil, career destroying goons at Media Matters for America.